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"...and since this could be the first senate with a simple majority
since the 50s..."
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"...President Gore took time out from campaigning yesterday to award
Prime Minister Schwarzenegger of Austria-Hungary the Congressional..."
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"...The Queen today visited the Houses of Parliament in Virginia to
formally commence the campaign season..."
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"...Personally, Dave, I think that the Socialists should never have
picked Senator Rand to run for them. When her Bourgeois mother was
President, all..."
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"...Both candidates are currently in the swing state of Sonora..."
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"...The President lied to us! Rhodesia had no WMD, and he knew..."
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"...The Southeast has consistently voted socialist ever since the D.C.
Wall came down in..."
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"Janet Jackson's last album before her death in the Reliant Stadium
attack was released today to rave-"
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"The Zombie Killers for Truth have released another ad claiming that
presidential canadidate George Romero-"
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"...with riots over the Sharpton assassination spreading nationwide,
President McCain has declared martial law."
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"John Kerry has been released from the hospital today following the
shooting that left his wife and his running mate, John Edwards, dead-"
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"The bird flu has now spread to much of California, with over 100,000
dead-"
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"It is with a heavy heart that I order nuclear weapons to be used on
the cities of Pittsburgh-
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"The National Volunteers for Truth released another ad attacking Bill
Rodham-"
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"Many pundits predict a win for Feingold over Democratic candidate
Bill Rodham-"
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"Much of L.A. is in ruins today following the Big One, with hundreds
of thousands believed dead-"
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"The Liquid Death epidemic has now claimed over 100 million lives
worldwide."
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"I'm John Travolta, and I approve this message."

- Mads Jorgensen