A Cork Radio Station (in Ireland), 96 FM, was running a competition to find
contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English
Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make
logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali for a week.


The DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two standing out:


DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave, what is your word?
Caller: Goan spelt G O A N, pronounced "go-an"
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, Goan is
certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next
question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in
that would make logical sense?
Caller: GOAN fuck yourself!
At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no
place for that sort of language on a family show.



After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:


DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what is your word?
Caller: Smee spelt S M E E, pronounced "smee".
DJ: We are checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, Smee is
certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next
question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in
that would make logical sense?


Caller: SMEE again! GOAN fuck yourself!"


(thanx, Lu :) )